I have a long and storied past with the great Tom Cruise. Our paths crossed when I was but a boy yet the sting of the encounter lives on. Further, he is notorious for overly ridiculous media outbursts. This makes him prime for poking fun at especially in our particular unprofessional manner. He has had several…
These movies are truly becoming something special. Cast, crew, and characters seem to be behaving instead of acting, which is transitioning beautifully from page to screen. Naturally, our returning champions Tom Cruise and Ving Rhames have had over two decades and now five films to master their craft. The series has had high and low…
Many of you may not know that my faith in Adam Sandler has been weaning these past 8 years or so. Movies like Funny People began the downward spiral and the now legendarily bad (almost Gigli level bad) Jack and Jill killed the once shining star. Now, let me pause a moment and say I…
Jurassic World is everything it needs to be. While that may not sound like the beginning of a glowing review however it is an important start. Over twenty-two years since the first installment opened big in the summer of 93 we have a genuine sequel. This latest version, though reminiscent of the original brings back…
If Jesus (or a deity of your choosing) was to ride a dinosaur while slaying a dragon it would be far less entertaining than Mad Max: Fury Road. This was a nonstop thrill ride, and yes pun intended. When we discuss this movie it’s important to remember the cars, the desert, and the effects are…
Glued 2 The Screen 